The 15,000,000 Beijing residents have been given there orders from the man.
There are some interesting 'requests', some of the more obscure are:
Dont's
— Wear white socks with black shoes
— Wear high collar if they have a short neck
— Women should not wear leather skirts, transparent garments, clashing colours or more than three colour groups at once
— Fight over who settles the bill
— Press others to drink at a banquet
Do's
— Plant their feet slightly apart, in the shape of a V
— Women should wear light make-up
— Darker stockings should be used to cover thicker ankles
— Match the length of skirt to age. Young girls can wear skirts three centimetres to six centimetres above the knee
— All residents should go easy on garlic and clean their mouths
Im not joking, see!
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